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Steve’s Daily Letdown: Quality U-bends

“managed to get my hands on some awesome U-bends! Email me at steve@azure-design.com if you want to discuss this further. Will bend to shape.”
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Day 11 – Regrets

This last week has seen tantrums, panic and confessions in camp hombre. Order has finally returned on this the 11th day and the homs discuss progress in private. Kevin Gibson: I didn’t want to get involved in a relationship going into this. I’ve always said you should keep business and pleasure separate but when you share [...]
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Day 1 – Reflections

The Hairlipped Hombres discuss their feelings as they lie hairless before the setting sun of day one.
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Introducing the Hairlipped Hombres

Today is the beginning. Six strong and courageous man-children got out of bed this morning and put on their work attire. Each traversed the bitter landscape with not a hair on their frozen, quivering bodies. Today will be the day they become men, joining forces for the greater good.
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Digital Video

We do video and animation too. Have a goosey gander at our work.
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Steve’s Big Week Off – Day 2/3

Missing since Monday nights Corned Beef hash concoction we were fearing the worse but finally a status update via Steves’ Facebook has revealed all: After taking a stroll back down to ASDA to play in the bins Steve bumped into non other than Belgium Trance DJ Fred Baker, producer of the 1996 Ibiza trance anthem “Mystery [...]
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Steve’s Big Week Off – Day 1

It’s that time of the year again when Steve takes a week off to lather himself up and take long romantic trips to Asda. Day one of his big week off has been quite eventful: 11:20 - Took a long bath and washed the pile of flies off the shower controls. 15:00 - Took a stroll down to Asda [...]
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Teatering on the edge

On an average day, Paul makes around ten requests for tea. We don’t really mind making it for him as he only has one tiny leg with a hoof on the end. Today though, he pushed his luck when he dropped the following nugget: “I can’t feel me hoof, make me a cup of tea so [...]
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Steve ejects a promise: Thousands of free songs for you guys!

Steve’s at it again, sending out links to the “good hot stuff”. Today he promises “Thousands of free songs for u guys!” There’s a reason why they are free Steve! See what Steve is offering yourself: Steve’s quality free audio downloads
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Meet Mr Palmer

Today we take a look at Azure designer Paul Palmer in his focused state.
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