I'll level with you: it's me that's writing these poxy things and it's very difficult to do a profile piece on yourself without sounding like a massive plum. Basically, all you need to know is that I'm responsible for sales, making sure clients are happy and everything is running smoothly. It usually isn't, in which case my role is to make us appear like everything is running smoothly. I actually know almost nothing about everything, and get through the day by surrounding myself with extremely talented people who make me look good, a tactic I also employ on the five-a-side court (that and buying the strips so the team can't drop you).