Conceived by Amazonian giants, lost in the jungle and raised by computer geeks, Andrew is a riddle wrapped in an enigma covered in weightlifting lycra. Surviving life on a diet of protein shakes and bacon sandwiches, Andrew's unique skill set means that he can extol the finer points of quantum chromo-dynamics whilst bench pressing his (considerable) weight with one hand and snapping the necks of website designers in the other. Andrew programs website for a living, but mostly he eats.