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Lawrence Canning

Middle name(s): David
Date of birth: 03/05/1982
Hair type: Millennium quiff
Eyebrow texture: Abrasive
Shield: Overall 90% Thorax 10%
Role at Azure: Designer
Hammock? Departed

Start date: 2005
Rib cage density: Unconfirmed
Favourite Website: somethingawful.com
Favourite element: Mendelevium
Average time I get out of bed for work: 7:00

They broke the mould when they created Lawrence. Then they closed the factory, burned it down, evacuated neighbouring villages and dropped a massive bomb on the county. For seven hours and twenty-nine minutes of the working day Lozza is detatched, moody and the single most talented graphic and website designer in Christendom. In the other sixty seconds you get a fleeting glance into the dark, twisted and terrifying maelstrom of his tortured soul. Lawrence was last seen placing a potato on the pavement alongside a sign reading "unaccompanied potato" and then hiding in bushes to view people's reactions. No really.