When Sam came bowling into the office for his developer's interview in early 2009, the team knew immediately they were looking at a natural communicator. His infectious enthusiasm and ability to summarise complex technical issues to people as stupid as Peter made him a shoe-in for the job, while the women of the office swooned at his debonair good looks and easy-going style. Meanwhile, his 5-a-side performances for FC Azure have been second to none. Sadly, this promising start to his Azure career has been sullied by acute flatulence, eyeball-melting halitosis and questionable judgement insofar as football teams are concerned. So there.