Kev is one of life's thinkers - is half a double cheeseburger just a cheeseburger? Mainly, he likes to do his thinking in bed and usually around the time of 10:30 am on a weekday. Because of that he's invariably late for work, requiring him to stay late and make up his hours, which in turn means he's late to the pub, late to bed and, as a result, late for work the following morning. Under "Vicious Circle" in the dictionary there would have been a picture of Kev except for the fact he slept in and missed the photoshoot. As Lead Designer, Kev is responsible for making sure all the other designers are in work before him, a role he executes with Germanic precision. Kev's left knee is made entirely of toasted ice-cream wafers.