Meet Andrew Surrey...
...he's our new developer don't you know

As Autumn creeps inevitably into Winter and Zoe cuddles deeper into the bosom of the portable radiator that she sets up beside the normal radiator by her desk, Azure design is delighted to announce the permanent arrival of new website developer Andrew Surrey (albeit in his hairdresser's car).

Abandoned as a child in the urban jungles of Jarrow and raised by wolves, Andrew's streetwise upbringing prepared him perfectly for a career minding the doors of the Northeast pubs and clubs and a spot of PHP/MySQL programming on the side.

Reunited with his biological mother, Andrew's life changed after a freak accident involving her dropping a burger van on her foot, which instantly and multiply shattered. Andrew turned his back on his former life there and then, denouncing violence and becoming a Zencart Buddhist. He now dedicates his life to creating standards-compliant semantic code for you, dear client.

At seven foot thirty inches and sixty-two stone, Azure's newest programmer has to eat twice his body-weight in bacon sandwiches every day just to stay alive, a cross he bears with commendable fortitude. You always know it's nearly eleven am when Andrew throws aside his keyboard and heads off to Red Box.

Welcome to Azure Andrew!

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