Are you a ridiculously talented website programmer in the Wearside area with strong PHP skills, a laid-back personality and a hatred of the music of Erasure? You're just what we're looking for!

Marvel... at the hilarious antics of your favourite designers, Swoon... as the intrepid team take you deep into Edinburgh's jungle using only common green salad as a visual aid, Laugh... at the dysfunctional drumming designers. Haven't you got work to do or something?

Rumours that the south are experiencing a shortage of original ideas appear to be substantiated as hapless southern design companies attempt to take credit for our work.

Football, football, football... there is a business associated with Azure design, you know. We do work from time to time. Ah, please yourself, have your populist mainstream sports story instead of a report on how many envelopes we’ve licked this week. There’s no pleasing some folk.

The new Northern Freight Services Website is now live and the company enjoyed working with us so much, their CEO wrote us a letter saying so. Being the publicity whores that we are, we're putting it straight here for you to see, so if you fancy a free plug on our site, all you have to do is drop us a line and tell us how fantastic we are. Hooray!

Bigger than the World Cup, more shocking than Wayne Rooney's missus's credit card bill, please click on the link to read about FC Azure Design's remarkable and breathtaking success...

As many of you know, sympathy isn't one of our strongest points here at Azure Design...